How hard can Vika own?

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Vika did the P4 Chemistry test while juggling 5 chickens with his bare hands, calculating the value of π to 67 decimal places and writing a literature script on Alexander The Great. When he had finished, he got a couple of hours left and decided to redo the test in 9 different languages, saving the polar bear populations in the North Pole, and playing 8 Guitar Hero songs with the monitor facing away from him and scoring perfect on each songs. In the end, when everyone has finished, Vika ended up finishing 3 bestselling books on Chemistry that the Cambridge professors actually bought for reference to mark the test and improve the world's study programs. Not to mention that he was blindfolded and tied onto his chair with an Osmium chain for the whole time.

Damn you Vika.


Note:
-I'm obviously not Vika.
-This is the first post in the month of June 2009,..posted this right after I arrived at home on the day we did Chem. P4.
-Osmium is the heaviest metallic element.